Big Bohos

There are few beverages more indicative of gentrification than the Monster Energy Zero Ultra, more colloquially known as the White Monster. The drink is the first of many Zero Ultra Monster Energy flavors, and probably the most popular variety of Monster Energy at this point, at least among those who value flavor in an energy drink. The White Monster is apparently a mild citrus flavor, but I wouldn't really say that this is fully correct. It tastes extremely sweet for a citrus drink, but there is a small amount of sour in the flavor profile as well, so I guess I cannot argue. With 200mg of caffeine, the White Monster is pretty good if you need an energy boost, but not quite the highest dosage you can get from a drink like this. That said, White Monster is still on the higher end of caffeine, and frankly tastes significantly better than any drink I've containing more caffeine. For this reason, The White Monster has been one of my many saviors throughout my time in college as ...