I’m only going to say this once

Ok, so we can do this the easy way or the hard way alright. 

I think it’s time for me to invest in this car, but that’s besides the point.

So I wanna invest in this car, but that’s besides the point

Ok, so my manz Brandon Max is getting terrorized by this lil old man that you see screaming in the background. I think Brandon Max needs some help.

With the help of Matt, his Fanta, and YOU (the reader), we can help Brandon Max and get rid of his terrorizing terrorist ngl. 

Basically, here’s the scoop, but with a twist, and lets not forget the night core vapor wave version of sitting on a toilet. Okay, so hear me out, just this one time alright, just hear me out please, we need your help and we need help for Brandon Max, but here’s the catch (with a scoop included) and please just hear me out this one time and listen closely. I forgot my train of thought, but hear me out. Now lets be simple, lets frank, lets be down to earth here, and lets just say what everyone is already thinking. Now what may be what everyone thinking? Perhaps You would like to make this place your home, or maybe you are not alone. Now check behind you, haha made ya look stoogeman. (ooooOOOooooOOOOOoooo, AhhhAAAHhHHHhAaaahhhhah) Ok lemme get straight to the point. Lemme get straight to the cut. So basically, Iron Man dies in Avengers: Endgame lmao gottem. Sorry, not sorry haterz 💂🏻💂🏻💂🏻

 

Fuck you stranger