Sudden drops in pill circulation cause massive outbreaks of mad thumb disease within metropolitian area

Mans McJohnson, aged 32, started overdosing on anime, and neglected his job to push pills. He then gained mad thumb disease and spread it within the Tri-State area.

Local officials state that weebs are the most likely demographic to catch and spread the disease, as they also overdose on what officials classify as "tsunderes" and "stands".

The disease is known to cause an increase in natural dopamine and adrenaline, causing fingers to go mad, particularly thumbs. Symptoms include but are not limited to: rapid tapping of fingers; sudden urge to stare at bosoms; sudden urge to touch hands; and rapid pressing of the thumb onto the index finger, as if pressing a detonator.

Stay safe, and ensure you have funds.


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